Best quotes to send by SMS
Albert Einstein Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

H. L. Mencken The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Jawaharlal Nehru The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

Arthur C. Clarke The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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Men jokes Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
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Men jokes Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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Men jokes Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Men jokes Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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