Best quotes to send by SMS

I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu
Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken
The best jokes to send by SMS

Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes