Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Michael Sun I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

Tom Stoppard I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

Oscar Wilde The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes