The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
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