Best quotes to send by SMS

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns
The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen
The best jokes to send by SMS

How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She's throne !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes