The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
Author: Herman Melville

Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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