The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
Author: Joan Baez

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Author: Warren Buffett

Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat.
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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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