Best quotes to send by SMS

In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
Author: Dorothea Dix
I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes
The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the words !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes