Best quotes to send by SMS
Dorothea Dix In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
Author: Dorothea Dix

Ronnie Shakes I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

Hugh Macleod The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Alan Kay The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

G. K. Chesterton The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Insect jokes Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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Insect jokes What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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Insect jokes What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !
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Insect jokes What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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