Never lose hope.
Author: Unknown

The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of
Author: Denis Diderot

The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.
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Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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