The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.
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