If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Author: Aristotle

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Author: Agatha Christie

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Author: Josh Billings

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
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What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !
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What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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