The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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