If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
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