The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Author: Doug Larson

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Author: Menander

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes