Best quotes to send by SMS
James M. Barrie The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.
Author: James M. Barrie

Francis Maitland Balfour The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, char
Author: Francis Maitland Balfour

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't think you can measure life in terms of years. I think longevity doesn't necessarily have anything to do with happiness. I mean happiness comes from facing challenges and going out on a limb and taking risks. If y
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Linus Pauling The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Author: Linus Pauling

Edward Clarke The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.
Author: Edward Clarke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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Insect jokes What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
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Insect jokes How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
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Insect jokes What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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