Best quotes to send by SMS
Stephen Jay Gould The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

Nathaniel Borenstein The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

Stephen Nachmanovitch The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Cato the Elder Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

Lucille S. Harper The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Men jokes Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Men jokes What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.
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Men jokes When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
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Men jokes What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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