Best quotes to send by SMS

The best mirror is an old friend.
Author: George Herbert
I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu
Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberries ?
A bramble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes