The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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