Best quotes to send by SMS
Stephen Jay Gould The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

Jill Churchill The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

Michel de Montaigne The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

James M. Barrie The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

P. J. O Rourke The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Men jokes Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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Men jokes Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Men jokes Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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Men jokes How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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