
The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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What do Psychologists say to each
other when they meet?"
"You're fine, how am I? "
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"Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I can
pronounce you finally and completely cured of your
kleptomania. You'll
never be trapped by the desire to steal again."
"Gee, that's
great, Doc," the patient replied.
"And just to prove it, I want you
to stop by Sears on the way home and
walk the length of the store.
You'll see - you'll feel no temptation
to shoplift
whatsoever."
"Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?"
"Well,"
suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I
could use a
new microwave."
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How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can't believe I broke the
last one. I guess you'll have to sit
in
the dark.
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The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far
too upset and worried about
your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers
regularly."
On her
next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers
calmed
you down?"
"Yes," the boy's mother answered.
"And how is
your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother
replied.
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