The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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