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Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Author: English Proverb

Abundance is, in large part, an attitude.
Author: Sue Patton Thoele

Acceptance is not a state of passivity or inaction. I am not saying you can't change the world, right wrongs, or replace evil with good. Acceptance is, in fact, the first step to successful action. If you don't fully accept a situation precisely the way i
Author: Peter McWilliams

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Author: Charles Dickens

Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
Author: Catherine de Hueck Doherty

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes