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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Author: Confucius

Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old.
Author: Edward Fitzgerald

Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Author: Menander

Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Author: Louis Pasteur

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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