Best quotes to send by SMS

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale
Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire
Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or
Author: Sharon Salzberg
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man
drive?
A: A LOCOmotive.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
- A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What do you call a
cat who's joined the
Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What kind of
cats lay around the house? -
A: Car-pets!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes