Best quotes to send by SMS
Anais Nin Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin

Charles McCabe Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe

Edwin Teale Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale

Charles Baudelaire Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Sharon Salzberg Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or
Author: Sharon Salzberg

The best jokes to send by SMS
Car and train jokes What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Car and train jokes Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
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Cat jokes Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
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Cat jokes Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!
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Cat jokes Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!
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