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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure.
Author: John Dryden

If you observe a really happy man, you will find... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day.
Author: W. Beran Wolfe

Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.
Author: Martin Luther

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Author: Carl Sandburg

I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
Author: Jerry Van Amerongen

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
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What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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