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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Author: Woody Allen

As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.
Author: Rodney Yee

Ask not what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive... then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Author: Howard Thurman

Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
Author: Annie Lennox

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes