Best quotes to send by SMS

All existing business models are wrong. Find a new one.
Author: Hugh Macleod
All general statements are false.
Author: Unknown
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.
Author: Thomas Mann
The best jokes to send by SMS

Is this Love? by Midas
Wellbee
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The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M.
Nutty
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What's Up, Doc? by
Howie Dewin
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