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Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
Author: Apuleius

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Author: Unknown

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't.
Author: L. L. Henderson

Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Author: Michael Pritchard

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch her pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes