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Amend your ways and your doings.
Author: Bible

America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress. It acted on this belief; it has advanced human happiness, and it has prospered.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Author: Sigmund Freud

America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.
Author: Dinesh D'Souza

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.
Author: Garry Trudeau

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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