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Only through art can we get outside of ourselves and know another's view of the universe.
Author: Marcel Proust

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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