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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Author: Mark Twain

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Author: George Washington Carver

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Author: Madonna

Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
Author: Richard Feynman

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
Author: Seneca

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes