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Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer.
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
Author: Andre Gide

Art is on the side of the oppressed. Think before you shudder at the simplistic dictum and its heretical definition of the freedom of art. For if art is freedom of the spirit, how can it exist within the oppressors?
Author: Edith Wharton

Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man.
Author: David Hume

As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes