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Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
Author: Robert Heinlein

I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted.
Author: Og Mandino

Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
Author: Hesiod

Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Author: Anne Sexton

Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that.
Author: William Shakespeare

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
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