Best quotes to send by SMS
P. J. O Rourke There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Matt Groening There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Author: Matt Groening

Irving Berlin There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

Kin Hubbard There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Author: Kin Hubbard

Jason Fried There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.
Author: Jason Fried

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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Snake jokes What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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Snake jokes What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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