There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Author: Matt Groening

There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Author: Kin Hubbard

There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.
Author: Jason Fried

The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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