They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Author: Henry Bromel

They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
Author: William Shakespeare

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
Author: Mother Teresa

Things do not change; we change.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes