I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Author: George Burns

There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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