I cannot live without books.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
Author: Lucille Clifton

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Author: Irving Berlin

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Author: Henri Bergson

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
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A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes