Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes