Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
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Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."
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Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
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