There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes