They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Author: Louise Erdrich

Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Author: Hippocrates

The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of y
Author: Martha Beck

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Author: Tom Masson

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
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Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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