Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Author: Lewis Mumford

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Author: Matt Groening

There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
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Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !
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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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