Best quotes to send by SMS
Rita Holt There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Author: Rita Holt

Fred R. Barnard One picture is worth a thousand words.
Author: Fred R. Barnard

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

George Herbert There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

Emily Dickinson There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
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School jokes Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
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School jokes Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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School jokes Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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School jokes Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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