There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben

They are slaves who fear to speak, For the fallen and the weak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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