The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
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Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
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