So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Author: Immanuel Kant

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Author: Steve Martin

My home is not a place, it is people.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Author: Joseph Heller

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Author: Bible

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !
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Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
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Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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