Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
Author: Kelvin Throop III

There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Author: William Langland

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Author: Daniel Webster

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11." "11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred. "What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher "Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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