Best quotes to send by SMS
Theocritus of Chios Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Author: Theocritus of Chios

Book of Common Prayer There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Iris Murdoch Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

Nat Burton There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Calvin Trillin Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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School jokes Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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School jokes How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
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School jokes Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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School jokes Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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