I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Author: Agatha Christie

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Author: Emily Dickinson

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Author: Louise Erdrich

Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Author: Hippocrates

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
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What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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